Hey there, brand spy.
Competitive analysis goblin.
Silent note-taker.
Serial screenshotter.

Yeah—you. With seventeen tabs open and a Pinterest board named “Vibe Theft.”
We see you.
No, like—literally.
Yes, we know how many times you’ve visited this week.
Yes, we saw when you hovered over the PILLOW CLUB product page for 42 seconds and whispered, “we could do that.”

We’re flattered. We’re concerned. We’re watching.
And honestly? A little turned on by your commitment.

You came here to snoop, to “get inspired,” to “see what they’re doing.”
You’re looking for the sauce.
The secret.

Look, it’s fine. Really.
Everyone wants to know how the candy-colored chaos machine works.

But here’s the thing.

You didn’t find us by accident. And you didn’t stay this long by mistake.

You stayed because this voice?
The one you’re hearing in your brain right now?
It made you feel something.
It made you scroll.
It made you click.
It made you go “Ugh, they’re so annoying… why can’t I write like this???”

And look—if you’re out here snooping because deep down you also want to build something freaky and beautiful like we did, here’s your plot twist:

Just contact us.

We’re open to collabs. Any kind. Any scale. Any cursed idea.
You’ve got a brand? A bakery? A cult? A sticker shop? An AR startup run by raccoons in trench coats?Let’s talk.
We don’t gatekeep chaos.
We co-sign it.
So, whether you’re here to steal the sauce or stir the pot with us…
We’ll leave the window open.