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Unethical. Unreviewed. Spiritually questionable. But data. Our findings? 100% of members experienced weaponized coziness. We’re talking full-body warmth, sudden emotional stability, and that terrifying moment where you catch yourself smiling at a pillow like it just texted you first.
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