CONTENT WARNING
This story will take your sleep schedule hostage and emotionally gaslight you into falling for characters who would absolutely ruin your life—but hotly. It’s not just drama. It’s weaponized longing. It’s not fiction—it’s psychological combat, and you’re losing.
You will spiral.
You will project.
You will pause mid-sentence and whisper, “God, that’s me.”
This is not satire. This is your new comfort obsession and your latest problem. Side effects include:
Sudden laughter followed by existential dread
Questionable crushes
A sense of belonging you can’t explain
Proceed with caution.
If you’re new here and need a quick rundown before emotionally imprinting on MAKU and MIMI? We got you.
If you’re ready to dive headfirst into the story, no thoughts, just vibes—
go ahead and press the button.
MEET maku.
Emotionally detached. Spiritually lounging. Accidentally iconic.
She’s emotionally unavailable and somehow still the most comforting thing you’ve ever seen. Maku is the human embodiment of a cozy nap—oversized shirts, sleepy smiles, and a voice so gentle it could tuck you in at night. But don’t let that fool you. Beneath the quiet charm is a whirlwind of untamed energy and unshakeable confidence. She’s the type to declare herself queen of the universe with a crown made of snack wrappers and mean it with her whole heart. Her enthusiasm and unrelenting confidence make her the type of disaster you can’t help but root for. Beneath all the mischief, though, there’s a rare sincerity—a determination to live life on her terms, no matter how wild or nonsensical. People think Maku is mysterious, but really, she’s just unbothered and possibly feral in a very specific, curated way.
MEET mimi..
Glitter-fueled. Emotionally flammable. Loud in every possible way.
She talks fast. She spirals faster. She moves like a squirrel on Red bull. Mimi is a sugar rush wrapped in glitter and stuffed into a hoodie two sizes too big. She’s a master of turning everyday life into a dramatic spectacle. Her brain is playing 300 tabs of feelings at once and none of them are muted. Equal parts mischief-maker and accidental trouble magnet, Mimi is the friend who’ll pull you into her schemes with zero hesitation and a whole lot of charm—not because she wants to ruin your life, but because she already assumed you’d say yes. But behind her untamed energy lies a heart that genuinely cares, even if she’ll deny it with a smirk and a wave of her hand. She’s the kind of character who lights up the room—or sets it on fire—and somehow makes you glad to be along for the ride. She’s not holding it together. She’s holding you together.