This isn’t merch. It’s your emotional downfall in a bikini.
Soft? Yes.
Scandalous? Obviously.
Emotionally healthy? Absolutely not.
LIMITED TIME.
BEACH QUEEN MAKU
PILLOW + PILLOWCASE
Side effects may include: shortness of breath, impulse spending, and saying “it’s not weird” a lot.
The Permanent Shop is where we stash the essentials. Not because we’re organized—because we know you’re going to spiral at 2:41AM and need to buy something that understands you. Designed to be soft enough to cry into, but loud enough to be a cry for help.
PERMANENT SHOP.
THE ESSENTIALS.
coming soon
EMOTIONALLY MISO.
COMING SOON.
One spoonful and I spiraled into an existential breakdown. I thought I was eating soup, but now I’m questioning if I’ve ever eaten anything at all. Do I even exist? Is this soup, or is it my cry for help in liquid form?
