
WE NEED YOU.
YES, YOU.
We’re not gonna sugarcoat it.
We’re desperate.
POMF CLUB is a two-person content creation team for the mentally unstable with a hamster as our accountant. He is deeply underqualified and possibly in debt.
And yet—we press on. Why?
Because emotional instability is a resource and we’re out here weaponizing it to create content that actually means something.
Stories that feel like breakups. Pillows that feel like apologies. A community that doubles as a warning sign.
This is POMF CLUB.
MEET MAKU AND MIMI
POMF CLUB’s mascots? Yes. But from now on? They are your new emotional support besties. They’re just like you—if you were a little cuter, a lot worse at coping, and somehow actually loveable. They are the stars of our web-novel series and the faces of POMF CLUB’s collectible merchandise and community.
DESIGNED TO BE SOFT ENOUGH TO CRY INTO. BUT LOUD ENOUGH TO BE A CRY FOR HELP.
This is not “anime merch.” This is “my pillow understands me better than my ex ever could” energy. It’s collectible, yes. Limited, yes. But mostly? It’s personal. These are parasocial coping objects born from our web-novel series’ worst emotional decisions and hottest plot points. Pillows, t-shirts, posters, and more.
join our
community
300+ MEMBERS
We collect socially feral people who enjoy our content and vibes in our Discord server and call it a community.
Chronically online and terminally supportive of your bad decisions. We also have spaces for TCG, anime, music, and video game lovers.
how to support us
We're tiny. We're loud. We're broke.
And we’re building something handcrafted, feral, and weirdly beautiful.
If you’ve smiled, laughed, or felt seen by anything we’ve made—
please support us on Patreon.
Your support will help Maku and Mimi keep doing what they love without having to sell feet pics. Or worse…
work in tech.
We’re not asking for much. Just your emotional commitment.