GET EEPY with
maku T-SHIRT!
MIMI: OH MY GOSH OKAY LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN—
Do you ever just wanna squeeze something soft, adorable, and emotionally unavailable?? WELL NOW YOU CAN BUT IN T-SHIRT FORM!!💥💖 Squeeeeeeee~!!
This shirt??? Is illegal levels of cute. Like, make-your-other-clothes-jealous-and-start-a-laundry-room-civil-war cute. I pulled it out of the dryer once and my socks tried to unionize. And look at her. She’s so smol. So round. So—POOF! IT’S COMFY. It’s CUTE. And listen—LISTEN—if you’re a fan of comfort that swallows you whole like a benevolent laundry kraken, go BIG. Like 4 sizes up big.
I did that and now I live in this shirt. Literally. My lease is under it.
MEET maku.
Emotionally detached. Spiritually lounging. Accidentally iconic.
Maku is the human embodiment of a cozy nap—oversized shirts, sleepy smiles, and a voice so gentle it could tuck you in at night. But don’t let that fool you. Beneath the quiet charm is a whirlwind of untamed energy and unshakeable confidence. She’s the type to declare herself queen of the universe with a crown made of snack wrappers and mean it with her whole heart. Her enthusiasm and unrelenting confidence make her the type of disaster you can’t help but root for. Beneath all the mischief, though, there’s a rare sincerity—a determination to live life on her terms, no matter how wild or nonsensical. People think Maku is mysterious, but really, she’s just unbothered and possibly feral in a very specific, curated way.