WHAT IS
PILLOW CLUB?
PILLOW CLUB is our unhinged little subscription plan that gives you monthly credits to spend on limited-edition merch. It’s like a loyalty program, but with more thirst and better fabric. Feast your eyes and please do lick your screen:
Perks of Joining
PILLOW CLUB:
Instant savings — $30 off all pillows, every time. Thirst smarter.
First dibs — Members shop before drops go public. Comfort shouldn’t be a competition…but it is. And you're winning.
Monthly points — Redeem for pillows, shirts, or posters. Hoard or unleash at will.
The Smug Feeling of Superiority — You’re the reason POMF CLUB stays hot & feral. Your support is what allows us to grow and bring you bigger projects with more content. Welcome to the PILLOW CLUB. You’re complicit now.
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
PILOW CLUB
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PILLOW CLUB is our unhinged little subscription plan that gives you monthly merch credits to spend on limited-edition pillows, shirts, posters, and other dangerously huggable content. It’s like a loyalty program, but with more thirst and better fabric.
But at its core?
PILLOW CLUB is how we keep this nonsense going. It’s not about merch. It’s about support. PILLOW CLUB rewards are our way of saying thank you to all the emotionally compromised fans who support us on Patreon. You’re not just helping us keep Maku and Mimi alive (and barely functional), you’re helping us fund chaos, character arcs, and unhinged lore. -
Every month, you earn 800 Pillow Points.
Pillows cost 2400 Pillow Points and drop every 3 months (seasonal chaos).
T-shirts and posters? Starts at just 800 Pillow Points. You can mix, match, hoard, or impulse-click your way through it all.
Once a month, you can go to our PILLOW CLUB REWARDS page (link is found on our Patreon) and place an order of whatever you like as long as you have the points for it. Check out. We ship it. Boom. Thirst incoming. -
Oh, definitely. You save 20–50% depending on what you grab. Even with the cost of PILLOW CLUB included, you’ll save $7 on the very first order. That’s instant savings. Not a coupon. Not a someday dream. Just… less money leaving your hands.
PLUS, Pillow Club members get free shipping (US only), exclusive merch options, and early access.
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Because this isn’t Walmart. This is POMF CLUB.
But for real: Pillow Club exists so we can make better stuff, more consistently, and pass the savings to you. When you join, it tells us how much to order, which means we can buy in bulk. Which means you save up to 30% and we don’t go feral trying to guess demand.
We don’t see a single extra dime from those savings. That’s not a marketing line. It’s just math. This setup is for you.
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Because some things are too powerful for the public.
Also: Because marketing is expensive.
Like, “we’d have to sell a kidney" kind of expensive. Ad budgets. SEO. Algorithms. Analytics dashboards that just say “try harder.” We can’t afford to launch every weird, wonderful, probably-a-mistake design to the general public.
Pillow Club lets us ignore all of that.
When you join, you're not just buying a pillow—you’re funding the weird stuff.
This isn’t a subscription for merch. It’s support.
REWARDS MANAGEMENT
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No problem. Want to skip a drop and save points? We see you. That’s smart.
Want to order multiples of the same pillow for… “research purposes?” We respect your science.
Want to hoard 100k points like a dragon and then unleash them in a single burst of emotional instability? Same.1 month = 800 points
2 months = 1600 points
20 months = 16k points (We will salute you in awe)
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We cry. You cry. But it’s okay.
If you forget to make a purchase, your Pillow Points rolls over and waits patiently in your emotional stockpile.
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Yup. We send you your current Pillow Point count in the monthly merch form email. We call it your Emotional Inventory. Treat it with care or unleash all of it in one terrifying pillow spree. Your call.
Your inventory holds as many Pillow Points as you can handle. One member hoarded 3,000. They’re now emotionally invincible and sleeping on a fortress of thighs.
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Nope! Any unused Pillow Points are yours to keep even after you cancel.
But you’ll need to use them within 12 months or they vanish like your serotonin on a Monday.
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If we have extras in stock? Sometimes. Maybe. If the stars align and Maku is feeling generous.
But most drops are super limited. Once they’re gone, they’re emotionally unavailable.
PAYMENT AND SHIPPING
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We charge you on the day you first sign up, and then monthly on the first of every month.
It’s consistent. Unlike your last situationship.
(Example: Sign up on March 8th? You’ll be billed on March 8th, April 1, May 1, June 1, etc, until you cancel.)
800 pillow points are earned per payment. -
Yup. We’re not a gym.
You can cancel anytime. No fees, no drama (unless you want the drama, in which case we’ll get Maku to write a breakup letter). -
We ship drops on twice-a-month basis. So, if you pick something in March, it’s headed your way by early April. We’re a tiny team hand-packing emotional damage into boxes. Thanks for being patient while we scream into our bubble wrap.
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Yes. But no. But yes.
We currently ship to: US, EU, UK, Canada, EFTA countries (Norway, Switzerland, etc—yes, you’re valid).
Shipping is free for Pillow Club members in the US.
International shipping varies by country. However, customs and duties are your responsibility, brave pillow champions. The government has no respect for our lifestyle. -
Yes. We are small, feral, and extremely online.
Email us at hello@pomfclub.com and a real, emotionally unstable admin will respond within 1–3 business days (or faster if we’re procrastinating something else).