Maku lounges on her bed like a girl who has seen too much. Her arms are folded not out of defiance, but out of pure, raw, uncut emotional burnout. She’d endured a full Mimi-grade morning, which meant at least three crimes against comfort and one existential crisis. She is ready to retire. Forever. At age 19. Or 21. Or however old she feels today. Old.

And yet.
Mimi is still here.
Still vibrating.
Still emotionally pressing against the fourth wall.
Her face shifts through six different expression in under 2 seconds. Panic. Joy. Confusion. Betrayal. More panic. And a weird one that looks like she just remembered she left ice cream in the trunk of the car.
Mimi

Why do these games always launch while I'm asleep?! Now everyone else is HOURS ahead of me!

Maku

[Voice like gravel and resentment]
…Are you… okay?

Mimi

[Without looking up]
I am in the middle of SEVERAL EMOTIONAL CRISES and NONE OF THEM ARE MY FAULT.

Maku

[Yawning]
Soooo, for what exactly did you wake me up? You know I don’t care about those kind of games.

Maku cracks a smug grin, her tone dripping with mockery.

Maku

Or could it be…

Mimi tenses.

Maku

…that you’re broke again?

Mimi flinches.

Maku

Let me guess—another ‘must-have waifu’ situation where you have gone completely broke over some ‘nice cake,’ as you would say.

Mimi puffs out her cheeks, pouting.

Mimi

N-no! This one’s different!

Maku

It’s all the same. Swipe, roll, regret, repeat.

Maku knows exactly what she’s doing. This isn’t curiosity. This is a heist.
She perfected this routine long ago—an emotionally delicate operation involving one part mockery, one part guilt, and a final, glitter-dusted microdose of feigned disinterest. Just enough to make Mimi spill the plot, the rating, the mechanics, and probably her credit card info.

She lounges nearby like she’s just happened to exist in the vicinity of Mimi’s current spiral. Her eyes half-lidded. Her voice flat. Her energy? Effortless disdain.
But beneath the surface?
Maku is a liar.
Because she doesn’t just like these games—she is violently obsessed.
Pixelated drama. Gacha heartbreak. Storylines written by three interns and a dream. She eats it all up like it's emotionally processed cheese—cheap, tragic, and addictive.

But instead of diving in blindly like her excitable green-haired friend, Maku lets Mimi test drive every game first. Mimi’s unfiltered enthusiasm makes her the perfect gauge for whether something is worth downloading or if it's just another victim of Crunchyroll's lifestyle of disappointment.

Maku sighs inwardly.

Maku

[Internal monologue]
Crunchyroll games aren't just games— they're an existential reminder of how fast joy can turn into regret—

Mimi

[Cutting in]
Hey, are you thinking about your Crunchyroll PTSD again?

Maku

[Tight, awkward]
What?! No! Absolutely not! Why would you even—

Mimi

[Grinning, tapping her phone]
Because you get this glazed-over, war-veteran look in your eyes like you're reliving the great Princess Connect shutdown of 2023.

Maku

[Sputtering]
I—I’m not thinking about that.

Mimi

[Mocking]
"Oh, they’ll keep it going forever," you said.
"It’s Crunchyroll; they’d never abandon a big IP like that."
Then BAM. End of service.

Maku

Okay, but—

Mimi

[Still going]
"It’s like they woke up one morning, decided happiness was overrated, and hit the big red nuke button."

Maku

[Under her breath]
You don’t have to make it sound so dramatic...

Mimi

Oh, I’m sorry, do you prefer "unmitigated dumpster fire"? Because that’s what it actually was—

BZZZT.

A buzz comes from underneath Maku's pillow, interrupting the conversation.

Bzzt. Bzzt. BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT! ! !

The sound of Maku's secret. A secret she had sworn—on her love for soft blankets and perfectly grilled cheese sandwiches—to take to the grave. The forbidden device.

Mimi

[Eyes narrowing]
What's that?

Maku’s stomach drops. Her entire body snaps onto the pillow like, flattening it with her entire weight.

Maku

Nothing!

Mimi

I heard a phone—

Maku

No, you didn't!

It, indeed, is a phone.

But not just any phone. Maku's gaming phone. A phone so ridiculously powerful it has more teraflops than your dad has opinions about cryptocurrency. And it's only purpose? To play gacha games in detail so high that Maku could sniff the character's sweat. I'm talking hyperrealistic musk physics. This thing is out here rendering dynamic, localized pheromone simulations with full olfactory ray tracing.

But Mimi could never know.

Because Maku has built her entire aesthetic around not caring. She is effortless. She doesn’t grind. She doesn’t strategize. She doesn’t set her alarm for 2 AM to roll on a limited banner. She is above all that.

Except she isn’t.

Mimi

Yes, I did.

Maku

No, you didn't!

Mimi folds her arms.

Mimi

Then what was it?!

Maku could already hear it. The teasing. The gloating.
The "I knew it!"
The "The denial was too strong!"
The "You were hiding something!"

No. Absolutely not.

Maku’s brain flares into emergency mode.

Lie. Fast.

She runs through options.

Alarm clock? Too basic.
Severed arm? Too suspicious. Mimi would definitely ask where the rest of the body is.
And then—she sees it. The one nuclear option. The self-sacrificial bomb that would bury this conversation forever.

She locks eyes with Mimi, voice dripping with deadpan innocence.

Maku

...It's my vibrator.

A dead, suffocating silence.

Maku does not blink. Doubling down. Committed.
Mimi opens her mouth.
But then she closes it.

Maku

[Maintaining an air of calm and innocence]
What? You think I don't have needs?
Mimi

...And you...sleep with it?

Maku, realizing too late that she has constructed a prison entirely of her own making, powers through.

Maku

Actually, I use it first, then I pass out. It’s kind of like a bedtime story, but instead of reading a book, I just have a mind-erasing orgasm.

And then—

Another buzz.

Mimi

Oh my God, it’s still going!

Maku’s heartbeat slams against her ribs.

Maku

Oh yeah...

Maku plows forward, tripling down.

Maku

Long battery, deep pulses, incredible suction features—

Mimi

STOP!!!

Mimi slaps her hands over her ears.

Mimi

I DON’T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR PREMIUM PERVERT TECH!

Mimi throws her hands over her ears like she’s warding off a demon’s curse, shaking her head so violently her hair fluffs up like a startled cat.

Meanwhile, Maku—very much done with this topic, but is still legally bound to her brand of “effortless disinterest”—lets her eyes drift.
Just a flicker.
Just a whisper of a glance.
A blink in the direction of Mimi’s phone that technically doesn’t count as caring, because if you do it slow enough, it’s just ambient awareness. It’s not curiosity. It’s vibe-based reconnaissance. Just long enough to—

Oh no.
Mistake.
Critical error.
Visibility: 100%.


Mimi sees it.
Sees everything.
She gasps like she just caught Maku cheating in an emotional monogamy pact with apathy.

Abort. Abort. Emotional investment has been detected.

Maku rearranges her face into Neutral Smirk #2: “I didn’t even see it, what are you talking about, I was looking at the wall, I don’t even know what a mobile game is.”

But the damage is done.
Her vibe has been compromised.
She has been perceived.

And worst of all?
Mimi knows.

Mimi

I saw that!

Maku huffs.

Mimi

That little sparkle in your eyes! I knew it! You’re totally intrigued~

Maku

Absolutely not.

Mimi’s grin widens.

Mimi

You wanna know how it works, don’t you?

Maku crosses her arms.

Maku

I really don’t.

Maku sulks.

Maku

Buuuuut...

A moment passes.

Maku

I—I guess if I had to listen to you blab about one more ridiculous gacha game, it might as well be now.

Mimi

HA! I knew you’d ask!

Maku

Regretting it already…

Mimi, with hype in her voice and new-found eagerness, starts explaining away.

Mimi

Behold—the mobile game that has redefined my existence, shattered my standards, and given me a reason to live!It’s got everything—strategy, lore, and—oh, oh, you’re gonna lose it— outfits.

Maku

[Flatly]
Wow. Outfits. My entire worldview is shifting.

Mimi shoves the phone in Maku’s face. On the screen is a woman rendered in 4K Ultra Thirst. Her outfit is a battle bikini held together by what could only be described as hope and audacity.

Maku

Hmm. Yeah. It’s a lady. With…

Maku

[Eyes narrowing]
...armor?...Sort of?

Maku

[Faux unimpressed]
Seems kind of generic.

Mimi

Oh, totally. Very generic. Her name is Zaia. She’s got two outfits. One’s a battle bikini… …and the other is, uh… let’s just say it’s less battle and less bikini.

Maku perks up.

Maku

[Voice strained]
Less bikini?

Maku

[Genuinely curious]
How is that even… functional?

Mimi leans in, fully enjoying herself now.

Mimi

Oh, it’s not. At all.

Mimi taps the screen, and the warrior goddess spins, changing into something so wildly revealing that it doesn’t even bother pretending to be clothing. Maku’s hand twitches. Her poker face begins to crack like cheap ceramic under pressure.

Maku

[Hoarse]
That’s not an outfit. That’s… string theory.

Maku lunges forward, and before she even realizes what she is doing, she snatches Mimi's phone right out of her hands.

Maku

[Whispering]
Oh my God… what’s holding it up?

Mimi

[Smug]
Fantasy physics, babe.

Maku's eyes, once dull with a feign of indifference, sparkles like a clear night sky. Her breathing hitches.

Maku

...What’s the crit rate?

Mimi

[Laughing]
Oh, Makky. It’s 40% base. Stacks with every outfit.

Maku leans forward, drawn like a moth to a flame.

Maku

[Barely a whisper]
Forty percent...?

Maku's hands tremble as she scrolls through the character details. Every voice line is a whispered promise of emotional destruction. Her heart pounds. Her breathing shallows. Her mouth—
Her mouth is watering.
No. No no no no no. Not now. Not in front of Mimi. Not after all the years she spent perfecting her persona as Emotionally Disengaged Girl #1.

And yet—

Drip.

A single strand of drool escapes, shimmering like liquid betrayal in the glow of the screen.

Mimi

STOP—NOT ON MY PHONE—

Too late.
The drool dangles, trembling with the weight of its own shame, before surrendering to gravity’s cruel will and descending—— splatter!

Maku lets out the tiniest gasp. It’s unclear if it’s from arousal, regret, or both.

Mimi lets out a strangled scream.

Maku snaps back to reality. She blinks. Rapidly. Desperately. She glances at Mimi, then down at the glistening screen, her face a mosaic of embarrassment and denial.

Maku

…Oh.

Mimi

[Shrieking]
MAKU! DID YOU JUST SPIT ON MY PHONE?!

Maku

[Defensively]
What? No! That’s condensation. Happens with high-quality screens.

Mimi

[Losing it]
Condensation?! From WHERE?! Your mouth?!

Maku

You know, you should really just get a screen protector.

Mimi

[Furious]
I should get a restraining order for my electronics—WHAT WAS THAT?!

Maku finally meets Mimi’s eyes, her cheeks a faint pink.

Maku

[Sincerely]
I wasn’t drooling.

Mimi gawks.

Mimi

YOU WERE FULL-ON STARING AND SLOBBERING. DON’T EVEN TRY TO DENY IT.

Maku

I didn’t slobber. I… lightly hydrated it.

Maku grabs the edge of her blanket and wipes the screen, but the more she wipes, the worse it gets. The drool spreads, creating a shimmering glaze of shame.

Mimi

[Screaming]
You’re just polishing it! Stop polishing the drool!

Maku

[Stern]
I’m not polishing it. I’m evenly distributing the moisture.

Mimi buries her face in her hands, rocking back and forth like a broken metronome.

Mimi

[Sobbing]
I trusted you. I thought we were friends. And now you’ve defiled my phone with your bodily fluids.

Maku

Well… maybe if someone had mentioned the banner was that good, I wouldn’t have—

Mimi

I LITERALLY TRIED TO TELL YOU, BUT YOU CALLED IT STUPID!!!

Before the impending argument can detonate— DING. A single, sharp notification cuts through the tension. Both girls freeze. The emotional energy in the room doesn’t vanish. It gets redirected.

Mimi glances at her phone.
Then her entire body ignites.

Mimi

OH MY GOD—
THE SUMMER BANNER HAS DROPPED!!!

Mimi doesn’t just react. She detonates. Arms flailing. Soul ascending. Eyes wide with the kind of unfiltered glee typically reserved for divine revelation or limited-time banner events. Every molecule in her body has decided this moment is more important than emotional stability, human connection, or breathing.
The chaos between Maku and Mimi? Forgotten.
The judgment? Muted.
Maku’s face? Background noise.

There is gacha to attend to.

Maku

[Hesitating]
What does that mean?

Mimi

That means we gotta go! Like, now! This character's summer outfit can only be summoned if we're at the beach and it's is even less—

Maku

LESS? How can there be less? Is her ultimate outfit just... an idea?

Mimi

[Teasing]
Relaaax. If Google Play lets it slide, it’s practically wholesome.

Maku

[Still staring at the phone, baffled]
Wholesome?!?! How do these kind of things pass Google Play's age restrictions???

Mimi

It's simple! They slap a conveniently placed strand of hair here, a random beam of light there. BAM! It’s like, “Oops, is this suggestive or just bad lighting? You decide!”

Maku

[Sarcastic]
I’m sure the decision is super hard.

Maku sighs, sitting up.

Maku

How many rolls do you have?

Mimi

300.

Maku

Oh, you have a pretty good chance then—

Mimi

Gems.

Maku

Mimi! That's only 1 pull!!!

Mimi pouts, gripping Maku’s arm.

Mimi

That’s why I need you to drive me! You’re my good luck charm!

Maku

Good luck...charm?

Mimi

...Because you know... your... thighs.

Maku

[Suspicious]
My thighs?

Mimi

[Muttering]
They give off good luck energy.

Maku

[Blinking]
...You mean the things that make me walk around and sit places? Those thighs?

Mimi nods solemnly as if she’s unveiling an ancient truth.

Mimi

They can be used for so much more! For example, whenever I pat your thighs before doing something important, it works. Every. Time.

Maku

This is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard.

Mimi

Really? Then how do you explain me winning that five-star limited unit last time?

Maku

[Hesitating]
...That was just probability.

Mimi

And the time I guessed the exact number of jellybeans in that contest?

Maku

That’s—

Mimi

[Triumphantly]
THIGHS!

Maku

You’re insane.

Mimi

[Grinning nervously]
Maybe. But are you driving me or not?

Maku

Only if you tell me the real reason why you aren't driving yourself.

Mimi’s smile glitches.
Terror. Real. Immediate. The “I’m hiding something and it’s legally damaging” kind.

Mimi

...You don’t want to know.

Maku

What? Why not?

Maku stares at Mimi.
Awkward. Prolonged. Spiritually humid.

Mimi

[Quickly replies]
I'm not allowed to drive anymore.

Mimi freezes.
Locked. Loaded. Ashamed.
Her eyes dart around the room like she’s looking for an exit, a distraction, a fire alarm—anything to escape.

Maku

[Narrowing eyes]
Mimi. What did you do?

Mimi

Nothing!

Maku

Mimi.

Mimi

...Nothing serious.

Maku

Define "serious."

Mimi stays silent, her lips pressed together so tightly it’s like she’s afraid her darkest secret might leak out of her pores if she breathes wrong.

Maku

[Voice lowering]
Mimi. If you totaled a car, stole a bus, or backed into a police horse, I need to know.

Mimi

[Visibly sweating]
None of those things!

Maku

Then what is it?!

Mimi's whole face goes pale, like her blood just fled the scene to avoid being associated with this moment.

Mimi

[Muttering]
Something something "endangering everyone else," something something "can't play gacha while driving no matter if it's a high score or not"...all lies of course. Propaganda, really.

Maku

[Crossing her arms]
Uh-huh. So, they took your license for no reason?

Mimi

Exactly! That’s what I’ve been telling you this whole time!!!

Maku sighs.

Maku

So, what do I get if I take you to the beach?

Mimi

[Excited]
Hmmmmmm, I'll cook for a week!

Maku

That is a punishment....

Maku's face turns green just from thinking of it.

Maku

Last time you cooked I spent the weekend on the bathroom floor!

Mimi

Hey, how could've I known that chicken isn’t supposed to be cooked medium-rare! The recipe literally had it!

Mimi defends her cooking pride.

Maku

[Looking at Mimi in disbelief]
You substituted steak with CHICKEN!

Mimi

Tomato tamahto, basically the same thing!

Mimi twiddles her fingers.

Maku

IT'S REALLY NOT!

Mimi

Come oooon, pleeease! It’s the perfect day for it! Nice weather, cool breeze, the sound of waves, big anime tiddies—what’s not to love?!

Maku steals a glance at Mimi, who is practically bouncing in place. There’s just something about the way her eyes sparkle when she gets like this—so unapologetically excited, so alive.

Maku

…Fine, I’ll take you—

Mimi

I’LL EVEN CLEAN UP EVERYTHING FOR THE NEXT WEEK! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!

Maku blinks dumbfoundedly.

Maku

…Make it two and you have a deal.

Mimi gasps.

Mimi

REALLY?!

Maku nods sagely.

Maku

Of course! As your friend, it’s my duty to support your terrible decisions.

Mimi

[Mumbling to herself, confused]
Wow, that was easier than I thought.

Maku

[Celebrating her victory]
Remember, that the house hasn't been cleaned in months. It has its own ecosystem at this point. There are probably alien lifeforms living in your bedroom, and you just promised to clean everything for the next two weeks.

Mimi, in classic Mimi fashion, stopped listening the moment the word “I’ll take you” left Maku’s mouth. The rest of the sentence? Gone. Evaporated. Launched into space.

Warnings? Red flags? Any shred of context? Deleted on sight.

Her brain, bless it, had already started queuing up outfit ideas and imaginary montages. And consequences? She’ll meet those later. Probably while screaming. Because Mimi is far too shortsighted—and far too emotionally turbocharged—to realize what kind of disaster she just RSVP’d to. All she heard was “I’ll take you.” All she felt was serotonin.

Mimi

[Screaming in excitement]
Woohooooooo!!!

MAKU

MIMI