MAKU | "BEACH QUEEN" KAOMOJI PILLOW [Inner Pillow Included]
Hey, you.
Yeah you. The one with an unhealthy attachment to fictional girls and speedrunning loneliness like it’s a competitive sport. We see you. And we've got the solution to your very specific problem.
This isn’t just a pillow—it’s a life choice. A soft, scandalous, limited-time one-way ticket to giving up whatever dignity you had left. You're buying the illusion of companionship from a pixel-perfect beach bombshell who’d probably steal your fries, mock your taste in games, and still crawl into bed like she owns the place. And you’d let her. You absolutely would.
Hey, you.
Yeah you. The one with an unhealthy attachment to fictional girls and speedrunning loneliness like it’s a competitive sport. We see you. And we've got the solution to your very specific problem.
This isn’t just a pillow—it’s a life choice. A soft, scandalous, limited-time one-way ticket to giving up whatever dignity you had left. You're buying the illusion of companionship from a pixel-perfect beach bombshell who’d probably steal your fries, mock your taste in games, and still crawl into bed like she owns the place. And you’d let her. You absolutely would.
Hey, you.
Yeah you. The one with an unhealthy attachment to fictional girls and speedrunning loneliness like it’s a competitive sport. We see you. And we've got the solution to your very specific problem.
This isn’t just a pillow—it’s a life choice. A soft, scandalous, limited-time one-way ticket to giving up whatever dignity you had left. You're buying the illusion of companionship from a pixel-perfect beach bombshell who’d probably steal your fries, mock your taste in games, and still crawl into bed like she owns the place. And you’d let her. You absolutely would.